Buttercup: We'll never succeed. We may as well die here.
Westley: No, no. We have already succeeded. I mean, what are the three terrors of the Fire Swamp? One, the flame spurt - no problem. There's a popping sound preceding each; we can avoid that. Two, the lightning sand, which you were clever enough to discover what that looks like, so in the future we can avoid that too.
Buttercup: Westley, what about the R.O.U.S.'s?
Westley: Rodents Of Unusual Size? I don't think they exist.
Welcome to As You Wish, a fanlisting for the 1987 fantasy adventure film The Princess Bride. It's a tale of swashbuckling pirates, devious villains, and most importantly, true love. It's also hilarious, and one of the most fun movies to quote.
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Fanlisting last updated: 6 December 2025
Fans: 75 (+0 pending)
Newest fan(s): Kris
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